-last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.xD
-Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
-Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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